Thursday, March 08, 2007

Mmmmmm....... Coffee.

"The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino."
-You've Got Mail

(and you do realize that my customization is correct in its opposites... I'll get skim milk, but still request whipped cream. I think that subconsciously I think they will cancel each other out, or at least be equal to 2% milk.)

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